Rizz me up

This subforum is almost as dead and lonely as my soul :v
so I thought about making another post to bring it back to life and I also need money So please share your amazing rizz and indulge me with your best pick up lines ( or in case you got no rizz then hit us with a bad joke.. woks just as good xd) Hereby I share my favs.

- "Are you a battery? cus you the only one I could turn on to"

- "I don't even notice the negative terminals in life when I have such a positive one like you"

"Is this Bluetooth? cus I'm feeling a connection"
"I wouldn't even need Bluetooth to understand our bond.. it could be on Lan (¬‿¬ )"

- "You're something money can't buy. . . legally . . .But that's what bribery and corruption are for"

-From now on, my code will say "Hello <their name>" because you're my world.

"Did you already fall in love or do I put my picture again?"

"Imagine you, me, your murdered dog, your kitchen full of smoke and my good musical tastes Maluma. Don't you want to get married?"

"I'm like that game that you always lose, but if you want I let you win 😏"

"I would like to be mascara to cum on your face" (okay I stole that one but it's hot)

I have to thank the translator for all his support, Duolingo for its unsuccessful attempt to put English in my head, and me for being so sexy and witty.

Helaena89 dijo:

"imagine you, me, your murdered dog, your kitchen full of smoke and my good musical tastes Maluma. Don't you want to get married?"

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u got the reguetonero rizz there 😂

Helaena89 dijo:

"I would like to be mascara to cum on your face" (okay I stole that one but it's hot)

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call me the twins towers and I'll give you a date you won't forget 7v7

Helaena89 dijo:

I have to thank the translator for all his support, Duolingo for its unsuccessful attempt to put English in my head, and me for being so sexy and witty.

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poor Duolingo is trying he's best ..which reminds me . . .

This reminded me of a vid i saw a while back (embed it below) XD. Anyway, these sorts of things are usually lame jokes, but hey, adding to the convo:



r u a puzzle? cause my world doesnt make sense without u.

u must be a star cause ur presence lights up my universe.

r u a map? cause i keep getting lost in ur eyes.

f kisses were bytes, endless affection storage.

r u a pokemon? cause i wanna peek-at-you... naked 🤙🏻

Helaena89 dijo:

my good musical tastes Maluma.

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Helaena89 dijo:

Maluma

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bro are u ok?

AkaMe dijo:

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this hurts my eyes but his videos dressing up as a gamer girl are hilarious man ...like for his pet octopussy

Did u see wings on me? Of course not cuz im not your fvcking fairy godmother!
That was your move and im still breathing? Im not ok , im fvcking awesome!!!